Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?