There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.

A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Women are made to be loved not understood.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.