I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.

I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.

If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

Cynicism is humour in ill health.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.