My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

I awoke one morning and found myself famous.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Women are made to be loved not understood.