My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.