Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
I'm single because I was born that way.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?