If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Dare to risk public criticism.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

That which costs little is less valued.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.