It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Effective action is always unjust.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to innovate for years, it requires a lot of disciplines.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Sunlight is painting.