A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
Moonlight is sculpture.
In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.