I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.