Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

Each soul is potentially divine.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Effective action is always unjust.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.