I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.
Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.
To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.
The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.