Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
No one has ever become poor by giving.
Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.
Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.
There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be...
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.
Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.
The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn
Im not in this world to live up to your expectations and youre not in this world to live up to mine.
Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose
The more you live in the present moment, the more the fear of death disappears.
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools, and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties