Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.
A lie never lives to be old.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open
Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.
In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.