Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
No good deed goes unpunished.