God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.
Give us this day our daily faith, but deliver us, dear God, from belief.
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
Moral indignation - jealousy with a halo.
My soul is from elsewhere, Iím sure of that, and I intend to end up there.
What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.
Rejoice and be glad for your reward is great in heaven.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.
He who knoweth his own self, knoweth God.
Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction - faith in fiction is a damnable false hope.
Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadow for those who don't.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.