Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.