A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.
Nothing is black or white.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
What is to give light must endure burning.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.