Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.
The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.