Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.