Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.