I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.