Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.