My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.