The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodys perfect so I stopped practicing.

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.

I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.