Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
A person preaches well that lives well.