To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

In terms of an identity, an identity reflects an individuality, by definition. And, if there is a quality present, it is recognizable and it can be named. If you can't name it, it means you don't recognize it.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.