That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Effective action is always unjust.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
Fashion changes, but style endures.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Moonlight is sculpture.
Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.
Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.