Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

The day of individual happiness has passed

A jug fills drop by drop.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.