When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

Humility is attentive patience.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

I'll always be poor in my mind.