I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs