The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
You always admire what you really don't understand.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.
We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
An idea is salvation by imagination
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.