Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.
The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.
