There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

A good liar must have a good memory.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Each soul is potentially divine.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.