Ah just act the way ah feel.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.