I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
A scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician: he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.?
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
