Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

Nothing is black or white.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Every man's memory is his private literature.