Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Sunlight is painting.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I am not now That which I have been.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

It ain't over 'til it's over.