Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Moonlight is sculpture.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.