The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Freedom lies in being bold.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.