They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Freedom is from within.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.