A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Boards don't hit back.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.
There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.
Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.