Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Common sense is not so common.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Every man's memory is his private literature.