What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

Genius is sorrow's child.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

An idea is salvation by imagination

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.