When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.