Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
If you follow every dream, you might get lost.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
Humility is attentive patience.
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.