The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large.

Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

You can find the entire cosmos lurking in its least remarkable objects.

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be...

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.

The difficulty we have in accepting responsibility for our behaviour lies in the desire to avoid the pain of the consequences of that behaviour

One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Sometimes - history needs a push.