Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.

What a liberation to realize that the “voice in my head” is not who I am. Who am I then? The one who sees that.

Intelligence is a moral category.

Destiny is not a passive agent that lies in the lap of the Gods, but is an active instrument that lies in your own hands to shape as you will.

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.

A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

None but ourselves can free our minds.

Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.

Work is the price which is paid for reputation.

Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

Do not reveal what you have thought upon doing, but by wise council keep it secret being determined to carry it into execution.