Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

Dare to risk public criticism.

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.