Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Thought is free.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...