You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.